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sites: 43AcmeJoy
I had a feeling Acme Joy would be my kind of shop. It wasn’t the “Acme” that hooked me in, conjuring up images of grocer...
Adam & Eve Store
Adam & Eve adult store! Why are you still buying sex toys from that weird, greasy feeling sex shop across town? It’s...
AdultRepDao
Adult Rep Dao ain’t the typical kind of site I review around here at ThePornDude. Sure, it’s got “Adult” in the title, s...
Anime Dakimakura Pillow
You can probably guess at least some of what Anime Dakimakura Pillow sells. I mean, it is right there in the name, thoug...
BathMate Direct
Dick pills like Viagra and Cialis are so common these days that we often take them for granted as we pour them into our ...
BestVibe
What’s the Best Vibe you’ve ever experienced? It’s kind of a trick question, because I bet you’d give your mom a differe...
BestVibe
Why settle for less than the Best Vibe in the world when you’re watching dirty movies and playing with yourself? That’s ...
BrazzersToys
When I first heard of Brazzers Toys, I knew it could go one of two ways. I’ve seen adult sites trying to piggyback off t...
CupsLand
I never would have guessed Cupsland made things you can stick your dick inside of if I’d just heard the name. A lot of b...
Dimvra
Let's keep it fuckin real here and say how it is. If you are one of the few people who are still resigned to using your ...
Domlust
It seems like only yesterday when people like us were being ingenious as fuck about weird and wonderful ways to up our w...
Fleshlight
Looking for male sex toys? Do you own a Flesh Light aka the best male masturbator yet? For many years now Fleshlights ha...
HiSmith
Hismith is a big name in kind of a covert way. While you may not immediately recognize the brand’s logo or the sound it ...
Honey Play Box
Based on the name, Honey Play Box sounds like it could result in a lot of sticky fingers and messes that are difficult t...
Intimaly
Intimaly starts differentiating themselves from the other sex toy brands right from the name. Sure, there’s a sense of i...
JList
J-List! Do you want to buy some hentai shit at J List? Sometimes it is not enough to simply watch hours and hours of por...
Juliet Toys
Do you remember the days when people used to laugh and giggle at the idea of a woman owning a vibrator or a plain ol’ di...
Kiiroo
Kiiroo describes themselves as “leaders in the sex tech/teledildonics industry since 2013,” a claim that would hold a lo...
Lelo
Been getting a lot of alone time lately? Yeah, me too. The coronavirus has made all our lives weird, though as a full-ti...
Lovense
Back in the day when online sex chatting was all the rage, but the internet was still kind of young, I used to use the s...
MUF
Even if this is your first time hearing about Muf, it’s pretty obvious from their website that they’ve been around for a...
MissterVerse
As much as I love the wild world of porn and the open minded smut fans that are dotted across it, there's one thing that...
MotsuToys
Motsu Toys! Are you in the mood to get off to all kinds of sex toys that will get you off and drain your balls? Do you w...
Nothosaur
Nothosaur is a name that might not ring a bell for the average pervert, but if you’re among a certain demographic, you’r...
Onahole
Over the years, we’ve seen a dramatic shift in the world of porn consumption. Sure, there are plenty of people who are h...
Onahole Store
Have you ever been to Tokyo? Well, I have, and let me tell you that this is easily one of the craziest cities in the wor...
OtonaJP
I checked out Otona JP this morning, and now I feel like an international pervert. I guess that ain’t any different from...
PornDudeShop
What do you suppose PornDude Shop has for sale? Is it unlicensed dildos modeled after my schlong, as seen on PornDudeCas...
PornHint
Sometimes a Porn Hint is the only thing standing between you and a mind-blowing orgasm, which I suspect may be the reaso...
Real Dildos
Back in the day, it was a common point of view for a lot of people to look at the world of porn as one that was heavily ...
RealVagina
Real Vagina! Let’s be honest, sometimes Saturday night hits and your dick is lonelier than your grandma’s Facebook profi...
Rose Toy Official
I pulled up the Rose Toy Official website this morning, because I’d heard a few things. When your old pal The Porn Dude ...
Roussan
Picture the scene: you’ve been waiting for a night out for months, and the day is finally upon you. After investing a de...
SVAKOM
Brand names like Svakom seem like something of a gamble to me. They’re golden once they’re established, as nobody’s goin...
Sohimi
The motto beneath the Sohimi logo on their website encourages visitors to choose love and choose fun, both of which echo...
Tenga
So, you've stumbled upon Tenga, a company that’s been revolutionizing the way men experience pleasure—one sleek, minimal...
The Enhanced Male
Would you rather be a regular dude, or a refined example of The Enhanced Male? Speaking as a guy with a giant head and a...
The Handy Feeling
A friend recommended The Handy when he heard about my latest visit to the hospital. “Don’t you think it’s time to give u...
The Kink Store
Now, what in the world could they possibly sell in the Kink Store? It could be a tongue-in-cheek name for a rope shop or...
ThornAndFeather
While Thorn and Feather sounds like it could be a new fantasy RPG for PS5, the fantasies they’re dabbling in are of a mo...
Tracys Dog
Tracy’s Dog has got it going on. That’s a song from the early 2000s, if I recall correctly. But I may be a little mixed ...
Uncover Creations
You might want to keep the toys made by Uncover Creations covered up when family comes to visit, but aside from that, I ...
Vivifie
It's not often that I talk about windmills much in my various porn-fuelled adventures across the world of sex, is it? Ho...